You're just left with milk and a pile of sugar and a growing sense of disappointment. It's like if you took the cocoa beans out of chocolate. It's only to be expected really - you can't remove the fundamental aspects of an experience and expect it to be as enjoyable. Just like Yoshi on the Japanese tea cartons, heres another subliminal image you cannot unsee: a pink giraffe getting off in bizarre S&M play with a pink. Maybe it's just our nostalgia specs fogging up and refusing us to accept the future, but it was easy to compare this to vastly superior titles such as Resident Evil 4 and see that this experience probably wasn't worth your money. Resident Evil 6 epitomizes everything that is wrong in modern game design. Its a bombastic extravaganza of QTE prompts, cutscenes, and button-mashing, and its plagued throughout by poor design, lousy mechanics, and a convoluted narrative. Gone was the survival horror aspect of the experience replaced instead with action sequences, explosions and a much more shootery feel than other games in the series. Resident Evil 6 is an extreme example of spectacle over substance. One of the biggest problems with Resi 6 was that it just didn't really feel like Resident Evil anymore. Late Show with Stephen Colbert: The Big Lie is the Climate in the Republican. Here’s a small cat meme dump to brighten your day 2.
i see the Giraffe, but getting a blowjob from Africa. Am I the only person who sees a Giraffe getting a blowjob on the Resident Evil 6 cover. Dancing in the '60s, to the beat of the '90s. Am I the only person who sees a Giraffe getting a blowjob on the Resident Evil 6 cover Close. Perhaps it could have been possible if Resident Evil 6 was actually any good but it really, really wasn't. A Shark charging through a school of fish. You can't expect to design a games' logo to look like a woman doing unspeakable things to a shoe-wearing giraffe and then expect the game behind it - despite having a highly popular franchise name attached to it - to rise above this madness and deliver a good game. Resident Evil 6 It was always going to be doomed from the start really.